why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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