Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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