There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
