btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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