I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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