Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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