Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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