are you so shy because you have an std?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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