My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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