Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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