at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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