you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
