ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i now understand why vodka
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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