I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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