In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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