We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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