Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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