his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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