are you so shy because you have an std?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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