His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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