We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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