ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He shit in the fireplace
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