i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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