Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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