Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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