Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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