I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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