: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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