I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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