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(253): View more from Washington

Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

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(813): View more from Florida

from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick

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(816): View more from Missouri

They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze

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(919): View more from North Carolina

my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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(716): View more from New York

I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.

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