these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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