Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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