i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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