Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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