I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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