i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Green mimosas i think yes
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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