I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I can't turn off my feet"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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