Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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