Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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