I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think a kid would responsible me up
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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