Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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