very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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