There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i think i have herpe
just one?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
