3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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