I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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