What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
