He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
