just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize