I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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