okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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