you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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