May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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