Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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